SAS Staff Application

Welcome to your first step in becoming part of our team!

The road ahead is tough. We are looking for the best suited and most motivated people out there in the wild. If you aren’t fully up to the task or if the length of the form below alone puts you off then you are probably not the one we are looking for at this time, and it may be better to stop now and revisit when you feel ready. We don’t like having to disappoint you later on, and neither do you.

Good luck, champion!

Just so that we don't have to yell "Hey, you!" at each other. If you feel like sacrificing your privacy altogether you may also provide your lastname, we leave that up to you.
When did you escape the womb, you magnificent creature?